Tag: monster erotica

The Dirty Leprechaun is Back

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, loves. It’s your lucky day because I come to you with a gift. Remember last year’s Tricked by the Dirty Leprechaun? Well the dirty little fairy is back for more shenanigans. Leprechaun Tricked Me to Do My Brother! is out on Smashwords today!

This monster erotica book is full of so many twists and turns that I can’t give you a very thorough description without giving something away. Just know, that if you liked my previous leprechaun book, you’re sure to like this one. And if you liked my recent incest books, there’s a little something in here for you too. Let’s just say this leprechaun has a way of talking the girl into seducing her own brother. If you want to know how, you’ll just have to read it, won’t you?

Use the code 6USLD in the checkout on Smashwords to get the book 50% off. Also know that for the month of March, my entire Monster Mashin’ series is 50% off. If you haven’t read Tricked By the Dirty Leprechaun, now is your chance! And don’t forgot to look at my other smutty monster books. You’ll find some of my most popular dirty tales in this series. Read them, you won’t be disappointed.

Next week, look forward to another Stuck release. Someone’s been naughty and it’s up to her uncle to punish her.

Horny Criminals are Waiting

Hello, beautiful people. I promised you a spooky erotica story for Halloween, and I’m happy to say, I delivered. Haunted Prison of Horny Criminals is out today on Smashwords!

When a group of ghost hunters decide to investigate a haunted prison, they have no idea what they were getting themselves into. Investigating alone, each one of them has a sexy paranormal encounter that they will never forget. The ghost of a serial rapist, a lustful warden’s wife, and a mass murderer. While streaming live, the group catches the sexiest evidence yet. Ghost do exist, and they’re excessively horny!

Head over to Smashwords today and download this paranormal erotica for $1.99. That’s a 33% discount! That’s not all. If you’re feeling especially in the mood for some sexy monster erotica, my Monster Mashin’ series is on sale for the rest of the month! That’s a total of 7 books (including Haunted Prison). From Bigfoot to Frankenstein, a werewolf and more horny ghosts. You’re guaranteed to have a horrifyingly provocative good time. 👻💋

Sexy New Releases and a Hot Sale

Hey my lovely ladies and gents. It’s been two weeks since my last blog post and I’m sure you’re wondering where I’ve been. Well I’ve been busy releasing sexy stories for you amazing people, of course! Today, I have not one but two releases to talk about! AND… a super sexy sale that you most definitely won’t want to miss out on!

First off, I released the last book in my most recent monster series. Haunted by Sinful Desires is out on Smashwords now. If you liked my previous ghost erotica book, Haunted House of Wild Pleasures, you’re going to love this one!

This paranormal erotica book is a little more story driven. It has horror elements mixed in with erotic and ghostly situations. Ever wonder what it would feel like to be fondled by ghostly hands? Find out when you read this erotica short! There’s hidden secrets in this sexy haunted house and it’s up to Harper to find the answers. Join her on a paranormal ride that is sure to leave you dick hard and your panties wet.

Onto another release, last Friday How I Got My Best Friend’s Daddy released on Smashwords. This is a three book bundle that follows timid Janis’s journey to landing her best friend’s hot daddy.

I’ll be honest, this is probably the best way to read this series. Why? Because this is an ongoing story. These three books follow the same characters. They pick up, one right after the other. It’s like reading a full length novel. Plus, the sex scenes are on fire. 🔥 Who doesn’t love a timid girl with a hot older man? Young and inexperienced. Ready to learn. Janis is every guy’s wet dream.

Now… let’s get to the best part about this post. The sexy sale! For the entire month of April, my complete library is on sale. Regular titles are 50% off and bundles are 25% off. If you have a book you’ve been eying but didn’t want to yet take the plunge, now is the time to do it. Maybe you’ve been waiting to stock up on my new releases? Well you’re in luck because they’re on sale too! Yep, every single book is discounted. There is no better time to become a Lana Heart fan than right now!

Head over to Smashwords and browse my erotica library today. I guarantee you’ll find something to help you get your rocks off. Variety is the spice of life and there’s a little something for each one of you in my catalogue. 😘

Are You Feeling Lucky?

Tomorrow is Saint Patrick’s Day and what better way to celebrate than by releasing a leprechaun erotica? Tricked by the Dirty Leprechaun is live on Smashwords!

Faye didn’t believe leprechauns were real until she caught one in her back yard. Now he’s saying he’ll offer her three wishes. What she doesn’t know, is those wishes come with a dirty twist! Her deepest desires are unleashed. Will she succumb to them or will she find a way to wish everything back to normal? Only one way to find out. 😉

In this leprechaun erotica book, you’ll find kinks like sexual humiliation, blow jobs, magical sex and monster fetish. Use the coupon HT66C to get the book 50% off. This sale is exclusive to my blog readers only and will expire on March 18th.

My Monster Mashin’ Series is currently 50% off. If you haven’t read my previous monster erotica books, now is the perfect time to do it. Also, don’t forget, Heated for the Wolfman is currently free on Smashwords. Read it now, and find out just how sexy a werewolf can be. 💋

Next week, look forward to an all new ghost erotica story. You’ll want to be haunted when you read this story. 👻😘

A New Monster Erotica

New month means a new release! I teased something monstrous, how much more monstrous can you get than a sexy werewolf? Heated for the Wolfman is out now!

If you loved my original monster erotica books, you’re going to love this one. When Stella gets lost in the woods, she realizes she’s not alone. Something big and hairy is after her! When it attacks, she’s helpless to fight it off. She fears she’s going to be eaten alive! But that’s not the kind of eating the wolf is after. With its muzzle shoved between her legs, Stella finds out just what it’s like to be eaten by the big bad wolf.

Kinks in this werewolf erotica include public sex, sex with a werewolf, knotting, and outdoor sex. Although this book isn’t considered bestiality according to Smashwords, it does have some bestiality themes, if you’re into that. 😉 Best of all, this monster erotica novel is completely free.

Head over to Smashwords and get your wolf on today. 🐺 Next week, I hope you’re ready for Saint Patrick’s Day. I’ve got something lucky just for you. 💋