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Sexy Xmas Books For You

Santa came and the most wonderful time of the year is over. Or… is it? Lucky for you, it doesn’t have to be because I come with two new holiday erotica stories and a glorious bundle that holds all three of my sexy Xmas books.

First, I bring you Rolled by the Gingerbread Man. Hazel’s Christmas wish comes true when a well endowed gingerbread man is brought to life. Once this curvy baker girl gets a taste of her gingerbread man’s ‘icing’, she’s more than willing to be rolled by his magical dough. This dirty Christmas book is anything but sweet, but if you like a bit of food play, you won’t want to miss this one. It’s just not the gingerbread man that gets in on the action.

Do you like the idea of a bad Santa? Well look no further, the second holiday erotica book I bring you is Stuck for Santa. Have you read my Stuck series? Well this book is just like them but with a sexy Xmas twist! When Santa finds a very naughty girl stuck in the fireplace, he has no choice but to teach her a lesson. And in true Stuck fashion, it’s not just Santa that goes for a sleigh ride. A few magical friends have some fun with the naughty girl too. This book is quite an adventure. Crazy, funny, and sexy all in one. Check it out. You won’t be disappointed.

And lastly, if you want all three of my holiday books, you can pick up Horny for the Holidays: Volume 2 on Smashwords! This dirty erotica bundle includes Gang Banged by Santa’s Reindeer, Rolled by the Gingerbread Man, and Stuck for Santa. If you want all three, this is the best deal. However, I have an even better deal exclusively for you blog readers.

Go to Smashwords and use the code TSRCF to get not just Horny for the Holidays: Vol. 2 50% off but Horny for the Holidays: Vol. 1 as well! Aaanndd… if you’d rather purchase the individual books, you can use the code to get each of them 50% off too. This is a great deal to get these sexy Xmas shorts, and feel good knowing it’s especially for you, to say thank you for being such amazing, loyal fans.

Before I let you go, I’d like you to know that Gang Banged by Santa’s Reindeer and Rolled by the Gingerbread Man are also available on Amazon. If you were given a Kindle for Christmas, why not head over there and pick them up? 😉Look forward to more titles coming to Amazon soon.

Lastly, I’m officially on Facebook now. The page is brand new and somewhat bare at the moment but if it’s easier to keep with me on FB, feel free to drop me a follow. Most updates are still going to be here, on the blog, but I will try to announce new book releases there as well.

Don’t forget to use the code TSRCF on Smashwords to get the best deal on my holiday erotica books, and thanks again, for being such great fans. I look forward to writing more sexy and satisfying books in the new year just for you. 💋

Gang Banged by Deer Beefcakes

What’s this? A brand new Christmas erotica book with your name on it? Yes, my lovely friends, Lana has brought you a wonderful gift. Gang Banged by Santa’s Reindeer is available now on Smashwords!

If you liked Gang Banged by Santa’s Elves, this a great follow up story. Well sort of. They’re not technically connected but elves, deer, a girl getting stuffed by magical Christmas creatures… If you like one you’re going to like the other. 😉

In this dirty Christmas story, Joy devises a plan to finally see that Santa is real. She slips a love potion into his cookies and milk! Only she doesn’t expect Santa to spill his milk all over the place and it’s his REINDEER that drink the potion! Suddenly all eight reindeer are transformed into sexy beefcakes. Well sexy beefcakes with reindeer heads, that is. And because of the love potion, these horny deer have only one thing in mind. Joy’s about to spread some Christmas cheer, moaning loud for all to hear!

If you hop over to Smashwords now, you can get this Xmas erotica book 33% off! But I have another holiday surprise for you! Smashwords End of Year Sale is live! What does this mean? My entire catalogue is on sale. Individual books are 50% off, and bundles are 25% off. If you missed my Black Friday sale, then this is the next best thing.

That’s not all. For those of you that like using Amazon for your reading pleasure, you’ll be happy to know I’ve started releasing some of my books there. What better book to start with than Horny the Snowman?? That’s right, Horny is now available on Amazon right now! Look forward to other titles coming soon.

As for my next release, remember how I told you I was feeling the holiday spirit? It’s time for something a little sweet and tasty.

Run run run, you’ll want to catch me, I’m the Gingerbread man.

Holiday Erotica Season

Happy Holidays, my sexy fans. Did you take advantage of my Black Friday sale? I sure hope so. But if not, I have a new holiday sale just for you. My Horny for the Holidays series has been marked 50% off!

This holiday erotica series includes the stories, Horny the Snowman, Gang Banged by Santa’s Elves, and Santa’s Sleeping Gift. These sexy tales are not only perfect to get you in the mood for the holiday season but they’re also some of the most outrageous stories I’ve written. You’re sure to have a laugh when you read about a horny snowman with a vibrator for a cock. And if you’d like to read them all, the Horny for the Holidays bundle is on sale as well!

Seeing as it’s the season of giving, I decided to also discount some of my Stuck erotica books. You’ll find most of the series marked half off. And if you’re looking for a bundled set, Hey Step Fam, I’m Stuck!, All These Girls Are Stuck!, and Massively Stuck! are marked 25% off. The Stuck series is one of my most popular series. In these erotica stories, vulnerable girls find themselves stuck in various odd positions and are helpless to stop the horny men that stumble upon them. Public sex, multiple partners, and breeding are common kinks in these enticing stories. If you haven’t dipped into this series yet, now is the perfect time to get stuck. 😉

Last but not least, I mentioned in a previous post I was taking a break until the new year… Fortunately for you, that plan has changed. What can I say? I got into the Christmas spirit, and I felt like my holiday erotica series needed some new tales. Coming to a Smashwords near you: Gang Banged by Santa’s Reindeer. That’s right, the elves had their fun last year, now it’s time for Santa’s deer to get in on the action. 🦌

Santa Came Early

Christmas is just around the corner, and lucky for you, Santa came early this year. Santa’s Sleeping Gift is out now! It’s hard being jolly old Saint Nick. Give, give, giving. Every year. Now it’s time for Santa to enjoy a little gift for himself. 😉

Holly is a lonely, single mother. She spends all her time caring for her kids. It’s no wonder she’s so exhausted that she falls asleep under the Christmas tree. But what she wakes up to is beyond her wildest dreams. Santa Claus is real and he’s cumming to town all over her! 😮

Use the code FM95V to get this Christmas erotica story 50% off. It’s good through December 26th. But that’s not all. Because I love my fans so much, you can use the code MR69A to get Boss’s Kinky Games completely FREE! This is my gift to my blog readers only. If you haven’t read this blackmail tale yet, download it now for free. You won’t be disappointed. It’s one of my personal favorites. 💋

And don’t forget, the Smashwords End of Year Sale is still live. My entire library is discounted! A sale like this only comes once a year, so browse my profile and snatch up some tasty Christmas treats today.

Ready to be Gang Banged by Santa’s Elves?

If you’ve read Horny the Snowman, you’re probably ready for another erotic Christmas book. Well you’re in luck, my loves, because Gang Banged by Santa’s Elves is out now!

When a magic snow globe transfers Carol to the North Pole, she finds herself right in the middle of elf breeding season! With no where to go, the horny little fiends force themselves upon her, filling her to the brim with their tiny elf cocks. Things are about to get heated in the North Pole this year!

Much like Horny, this story is a bit wild and crazy. But if you’re looking for a holiday erotica tale that will make you laugh while also bringing a flush to your cheeks, this is the book for you. With dub con, multiple penetration, breeding and bondage, all your favorite kinks are right inside this magical Christmas erotica.

Use the code UC93X to get this holiday treasure 50% off! Another Christmas gift from me to my lovely fans. 💋

Aaaand… if you’re looking for even more book sales, Smashword’s End of Year Sale is live and ALL of my books are marked either 50% or 25% off. Yes, even the bundles. 😉

Grab yourself a book or two from my popular Stuck series, or maybe you’re looking for something a little more monstrous? Wait, did you say you liked Blackmail? There’s a little something for everyone in my library. Head over to Smashwords and treat yourself today. ❤️