Sexy Xmas Books For You

Santa came and the most wonderful time of the year is over. Or… is it? Lucky for you, it doesn’t have to be because I come with two new holiday erotica stories and a glorious bundle that holds all three of my sexy Xmas books.

First, I bring you Rolled by the Gingerbread Man. Hazel’s Christmas wish comes true when a well endowed gingerbread man is brought to life. Once this curvy baker girl gets a taste of her gingerbread man’s ‘icing’, she’s more than willing to be rolled by his magical dough. This dirty Christmas book is anything but sweet, but if you like a bit of food play, you won’t want to miss this one. It’s just not the gingerbread man that gets in on the action.

Do you like the idea of a bad Santa? Well look no further, the second holiday erotica book I bring you is Stuck for Santa. Have you read my Stuck series? Well this book is just like them but with a sexy Xmas twist! When Santa finds a very naughty girl stuck in the fireplace, he has no choice but to teach her a lesson. And in true Stuck fashion, it’s not just Santa that goes for a sleigh ride. A few magical friends have some fun with the naughty girl too. This book is quite an adventure. Crazy, funny, and sexy all in one. Check it out. You won’t be disappointed.

And lastly, if you want all three of my holiday books, you can pick up Horny for the Holidays: Volume 2 on Smashwords! This dirty erotica bundle includes Gang Banged by Santa’s Reindeer, Rolled by the Gingerbread Man, and Stuck for Santa. If you want all three, this is the best deal. However, I have an even better deal exclusively for you blog readers.

Go to Smashwords and use the code TSRCF to get not just Horny for the Holidays: Vol. 2 50% off but Horny for the Holidays: Vol. 1 as well! Aaanndd… if you’d rather purchase the individual books, you can use the code to get each of them 50% off too. This is a great deal to get these sexy Xmas shorts, and feel good knowing it’s especially for you, to say thank you for being such amazing, loyal fans.

Before I let you go, I’d like you to know that Gang Banged by Santa’s Reindeer and Rolled by the Gingerbread Man are also available on Amazon. If you were given a Kindle for Christmas, why not head over there and pick them up? 😉Look forward to more titles coming to Amazon soon.

Lastly, I’m officially on Facebook now. The page is brand new and somewhat bare at the moment but if it’s easier to keep with me on FB, feel free to drop me a follow. Most updates are still going to be here, on the blog, but I will try to announce new book releases there as well.

Don’t forget to use the code TSRCF on Smashwords to get the best deal on my holiday erotica books, and thanks again, for being such great fans. I look forward to writing more sexy and satisfying books in the new year just for you. 💋

Gang Banged by Deer Beefcakes

What’s this? A brand new Christmas erotica book with your name on it? Yes, my lovely friends, Lana has brought you a wonderful gift. Gang Banged by Santa’s Reindeer is available now on Smashwords!

If you liked Gang Banged by Santa’s Elves, this a great follow up story. Well sort of. They’re not technically connected but elves, deer, a girl getting stuffed by magical Christmas creatures… If you like one you’re going to like the other. 😉

In this dirty Christmas story, Joy devises a plan to finally see that Santa is real. She slips a love potion into his cookies and milk! Only she doesn’t expect Santa to spill his milk all over the place and it’s his REINDEER that drink the potion! Suddenly all eight reindeer are transformed into sexy beefcakes. Well sexy beefcakes with reindeer heads, that is. And because of the love potion, these horny deer have only one thing in mind. Joy’s about to spread some Christmas cheer, moaning loud for all to hear!

If you hop over to Smashwords now, you can get this Xmas erotica book 33% off! But I have another holiday surprise for you! Smashwords End of Year Sale is live! What does this mean? My entire catalogue is on sale. Individual books are 50% off, and bundles are 25% off. If you missed my Black Friday sale, then this is the next best thing.

That’s not all. For those of you that like using Amazon for your reading pleasure, you’ll be happy to know I’ve started releasing some of my books there. What better book to start with than Horny the Snowman?? That’s right, Horny is now available on Amazon right now! Look forward to other titles coming soon.

As for my next release, remember how I told you I was feeling the holiday spirit? It’s time for something a little sweet and tasty.

Run run run, you’ll want to catch me, I’m the Gingerbread man.

Holiday Erotica Season

Happy Holidays, my sexy fans. Did you take advantage of my Black Friday sale? I sure hope so. But if not, I have a new holiday sale just for you. My Horny for the Holidays series has been marked 50% off!

This holiday erotica series includes the stories, Horny the Snowman, Gang Banged by Santa’s Elves, and Santa’s Sleeping Gift. These sexy tales are not only perfect to get you in the mood for the holiday season but they’re also some of the most outrageous stories I’ve written. You’re sure to have a laugh when you read about a horny snowman with a vibrator for a cock. And if you’d like to read them all, the Horny for the Holidays bundle is on sale as well!

Seeing as it’s the season of giving, I decided to also discount some of my Stuck erotica books. You’ll find most of the series marked half off. And if you’re looking for a bundled set, Hey Step Fam, I’m Stuck!, All These Girls Are Stuck!, and Massively Stuck! are marked 25% off. The Stuck series is one of my most popular series. In these erotica stories, vulnerable girls find themselves stuck in various odd positions and are helpless to stop the horny men that stumble upon them. Public sex, multiple partners, and breeding are common kinks in these enticing stories. If you haven’t dipped into this series yet, now is the perfect time to get stuck. 😉

Last but not least, I mentioned in a previous post I was taking a break until the new year… Fortunately for you, that plan has changed. What can I say? I got into the Christmas spirit, and I felt like my holiday erotica series needed some new tales. Coming to a Smashwords near you: Gang Banged by Santa’s Reindeer. That’s right, the elves had their fun last year, now it’s time for Santa’s deer to get in on the action. 🦌

Black Friday Sale

Hello, my beautiful people. If you’re in the US like me, it’s Thanksgiving. And what better way to give thanks to my beloved fans than by having a truly awesome Black Friday sale!

You haven’t seen a sale quite like this one before. This is the biggest sale of the year. All individual books are 99¢. That’s right, you can grab any of my super hot erotica books for less than a dollar! But even better, you can pick up my erotica bundles for over 50% off. If you want the biggest bang for you buck, my sexy bundles are the way to go.

Head over to Smashwords and browse my Black Friday sale right now! Seriously, this is the best deal for my erotica stories and not only that, but these prices won’t last long. This is a quick, two day sale. Once it’s over, you won’t see prices this low for a long time.

Choose from erotica stories like a vulnerable girl getting stuck, sexy breeding zombies, incorporeal horny ghosts, and much much more. With over 70 erotica tales, you’re sure to find something that tickles your fancy. And if breeding is your kink, then you’re right at home with a Lana Heart erotica novel. Breeding is my game, and I play it well. 💋💋

Happy Thanksgiving, my loves, and thanks for being a Lana Heart fan. I hope you enjoy the sale, and even more, I hope you stick with me in the upcoming year. I have lots of delicious stories planned just for you. ❤️

Ghost Erotica Bundle is Here

Hello my lovelies. The spooky season is officially over but… it doesn’t have to be. If you’re still in the mood for something scary but sexy then check out my newest erotica bundle! Haunted Pleasures is out on Smashwords now!

This bundle contains all three of my popular ghost erotica stories. Haunted House of Wild Pleasures, Haunted by Sinful Desires, and my newest ghost erotica book, Haunted Prison of Horny Criminals. If being groped by incorporeal beings is your thing, then this is the erotica bundle for you! With a total of 10 sex scenes, I guarantee you will be left satisfied.

These ghosts aren’t here just to scare you. No, they’re lonely and horny, and each one of them will tantalize you different ways. From dub con to possession. Ghost gang bangs and sex being recorded live. There’s a little something for everyone in these sexy paranormal stories. And if you head over to Smashwords today, you can get the book 33% off. For just $3.99 you can have all three of these risqué horror erotica stories. This is the best deal for them yet!

That’s not all. For the month of November, I’ve placed my blackmail erotica series on sale. Each book is 50% off and my Taboo Tales of Blackmail erotica bundle is 25% off, which includes them all. This sale is active until November 30th, so if you haven’t read this series yet, now is the time to dive in.

As for what’s next? I’m going to be taking a short break during the holiday season. Look forward to new stories in the coming year. I have plenty of sexy ideas and I can’t wait to share them with each one of you.